What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:22
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Still no good.
When do you start "growing old"?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...